"I know she doesn't know how to boil water, but why would you wash a chicken with hand soap? Why would you wash a chicken at all? -Lisa
"How did you know it was me?" -Lisa
"Well you're the only person I know with a British accent." -Taylor
"I always like the expensive stuff. That's the way it is." -Taylor
Is another billion dollar birthday for Kennedy in the works?
"I've seen beautiful women turn into cat woman, blow fish,
where they can't turn their heads... Paul was an obvious choice
for Estelle's facelift. He's the best in town." -Kyle
"I think I just squirted fat on you... Sorry" -Paul
"We're officially separated today..." -Russell
"And yet, we're having dinner." -Mauricio
Although it was incredibly awkward, we're glad
they didn't cut the scenes with Russell out completely.
It's a reality show and it was crucial to what was going on.
"Not that I want to pressure you, but I really want you to have one." -Kyle
"Who's daddy? You call your husband daddy? ... Adrienne, do you call Paul daddy when you're having sex?" -Taylor
"No! How do you say 'hurry up' in Spanish though?" -Adrienne
"The splits is like... ehh child's play. That's nothin!" -Kyle
"Our love for each other will transcend."
"You haven't met my sisters yet..." -Kim
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