Favorite Quotes from RHOBH This Week!

"I know she doesn't know how to boil water, but why would you wash a chicken with hand soap? Why would you wash a chicken at all? -Lisa

"How did you know it was me?" -Lisa

"Well you're the only person I know with a British accent." -Taylor

"I always like the expensive stuff.  That's the way it is." -Taylor

Is another billion dollar birthday for Kennedy in the works? 

"I've seen beautiful women turn into cat woman, blow fish, 

where they can't turn their heads... Paul was an obvious choice 

for Estelle's facelift.  He's the best in town." -Kyle

"I think I just squirted fat on you... Sorry" -Paul

"We're officially separated today..." -Russell

"And yet, we're having dinner." -Mauricio

Although it was incredibly awkward, we're glad 

they didn't cut the scenes with Russell out completely.  

It's a reality show and it was crucial to what was going on.

"Not that I want to pressure you, but I really want you to have one." -Kyle

"Who's daddy? You call your husband daddy? ... Adrienne, do you call Paul daddy when you're having sex?" -Taylor 

"No! How do you say 'hurry up' in Spanish though?" -Adrienne

"The splits is like... ehh child's play.  That's nothin!" -Kyle

"Our love for each other will transcend." 

"You haven't met my sisters yet..." -Kim

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10 Things We Learned From RHOA Before They Were Housewives

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1. Kim Zolciak was a Navy brat
2. Cynthia Bailey was engaged to a New York Net
3. NeNe Leakes was a stripper!  And made a lot of money doing it!
4. Kandi Burruss has dealt with many tragedies in her life.  One of her first hardships was the sudden death of her older brother while she was in high school.
5. Kim's husband of only 90 days ( a few days longer than Kim Kardashian) cheated on her while she was seventh months pregnant with Arianna.
6. NeNe was in a very abusive relationship with her son Bryson's father.  He took it as far as holding her at gunpoint.  That was when NeNe knew she had to get out of the relationship and end it for good.
7. Kim attended a Catholic school until she got kicked out for stealing an ice cream sandwich.
8. Kandi was the first African American woman to win the ASCAP's Songwriter of the Year award.
9. Cynthia played Sheniquah Watkins in the 7th season of The Cosby Show in 1990.
10. Kim was born in 1978!

Gretchen Rossi Turns 33!

   Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi celebrated her 33rd birthday in style at Lavo at the Palazzo on Sunday night during their special Halloween edition of Vampire Vice Sundays.  Slade Smiley, dressed as Spiderman, and her mom joined Gretchen for the festivities, which included a cake in the shape of a purse and dinner at Tao Asian Bistro.
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Halloween Housewives Style

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Bethenny Frankel dressed as Hello Kitty for Heidi Klum's annual Halloween party 

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Camille Grammer and her children, Mason and Jude, got dolled up 

for the Annual Dream Halloween in Los Angeles.

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Kyle Richards and her hunky husband went out to eat in LA wearing their Halloween costumes.

Melissa Gorga tweeted this picture of her and her kiddos!

What happened to her and Joe being Tarzan and Jane?!

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The Real Housewives of New York fashion-forward couple dressed as Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein at the Pop Art Halloween party in New York City

Ramona Singer tweeted this picture of herself dressed up as Turtle Time

Caroline and Albert Manzo dressed up for their Rosie appearance tonight! 

Bethenny Frankel and Kyle Richards Have a Girls Night Out

Bethenny Frankel and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards spent a girls' night out on the town last night.  The ladies, look more like sisters than Kyle and Kim Richards, had dinner last night at Boa Steakhouse in West Hollywood!

The Bravo stars have known each other for over twenty years.

"[Bethenny was the hostess at a restaurant in Beverly Hills," Kyle told the New York Post last year.  "She'll probably kill me for saying this, but I was having lunch one day and she plopped down right next to me and said, 'Do you use Lancome eye makeup remover?' Turns out she was dating my ex and the Lancome was in his apartment.  We started laughing and became friends.  Then I got her job with my sister [Kathy Hilton] driving Paris and Nicky to school.'" 

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Housewives Sightings: Bethenny Frankel

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Bethenny Frankel rocks black sequined short shorts
 at SiriusXM's One Night Only at Studio 54.

Housewives Sightings: Melissa Gorga

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Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga strikes a pose in New York City looking fabulous as always!

Most Memorable TV Feuds

One of our favorite websites, zimbio.com, compiled a list of eleven of the most memorable tv feuds.  Out of those eleven, two of them were housewives showdowns!

Jill Zarin vs. Bethenny Frankel

Even though Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel started out as the closest friends on The Real Housewives of New York, they became fast "frenemies" after Bethenny, in hilarious Bethenny fashion (if you ask me), told Jill to "get a hobby."  Jill refused to accept Bethenny's apology, or even to speak to her for awhile, and now the two are so far estranged that Bethenny says she'll never introduce her daughter to Jill.

Teresa Giudice vs. Everyone...

Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice got into it during the Real Housewives of New Jersey season three reunion.  Among other accusations, Caroline accused her former friend of using her children to stir up drama and make herself the center of attention.  She also said that Teresa is guilty of straining her relationship with her sister and former housewife Dina Manzo. The whole show was basically a three-against-one battle after Teresa slammed Caroline, her cousin Kathy Wakile and sister-in-law Melissa Gorga in her newest cookbook.  Jacqueline Laurita did not even attend the reunion because she was so disgusted with Teresa.  Guess we will see how it all plays out in season 4!

Join Dana Wilkey and Peggy Tanous for a Halloween Event!

Join Dana Wilkey and former Orange County housewife Peggy Tanous this Saturday for a fun day of Halloween family activities and food to celebrate the launch of the aMAYZing Kids clinic!  The event, which is hosted by The Hailey Mayz Foundation, will include face painting, petting zoo, costume contest, pumpkin patch, games, prizes, and more!

Teresa Giudice Spotted Filming for Celebrity Apprentice 5

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Drama on the Real Housewives of New Jersey isn't holding Teresa Giudice back!  The New Jersey native was spotted filming for Celebrity Apprentice 5 in Manhattan's Grand Army Plaza on October 26th.

Housewives Sightings: Ramona Singer and Aviva Drescher

Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer and assumed newcomer Aviva Drescher attended RANJANA KHAN for THE LIMITED Jewelry Launch.

10 Things We Learned from Brandi and Dana on Watch What Happens Live

1. Eddie Cibrian was really good in bed.  And Brandi isn't ashamed to say it!  Maybe it was due to his practice outside of the marriage (she said it, not us!)
2. Dana didn't step in during the "Game Night" fight because she was kind of angry with Brandi and wanted to watch it play out (for ratings! ha!) but she isn't proud of that.
3. Brandi has crooked lips which is why she plumped them up... but she hasn't gotten them done in over ten years. 
4. Brandi doesn't think Kyle is jealous.  She thinks the drama may have stemmed from the original wives thinking one of them might be getting the boot because of the two new ladies.
5. Cedric and Brandi still have contact.
6. Andy thinks Cedric is good looking, but not good looking enough to be more than a catalogue model.
7. Brandi thinks Mauricio is "clearly" the hottest house husband.
8. It bothered Dana that Ken called her chubby... naturally.
9. The new ladies think the Richards sisters are trouble makers.  When Andy asked who is the biggest trouble maker, Brandi said Kyle and Dana said Kim.
10. Kyle feels AWFUL for the way she behaved in the past few episodes, but wants to let the viewers watch it all play out.

Housewives Sightings: Sonja Morgan and the Manzo Clan

Real Housewives of New York star Sonja Morgan along with Real Housewives of New Jersey kids Albie Manzo, Lauren Manzo, Chris Manzo and Greg Bennett attended Perez Hilton's One Night in New York City party which was held at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City on October 20th.

Top 10 Quotes from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 8

"If you don't watch it, something will be stuck up your bottom." -Adrienne

"Why don't you just put him in the dishwasher?" -Lisa

"Why would you not put soap on it? ... How else do you get a chicken clean?" -Adrienne

"I hope that she knows her way around the bedroom better than 

she does around the kitchen... for Paul's sake." -Lisa

"He actually thinks of Pandora as like his Goddaughter.  

It's ironic because she's actually the same age as his girlfriend." -Lisa

"When Adrienne invited me to the spa day, I thought, 'Oh my gosh, I'd rather 

break 

my other leg than come to your house and hang out with Kim and Kyle.'" -Brandi

Can't say we blame her considering their first encounter!

"All I can tell you is she'll end up with two broken legs." -Kim

Case in point....

"You can just get a whole new face for that amount of money." -Kyle

"Brandi deserves a second chance." -Camille

We agree!  It's nice hearing that from someone who has been in her shoes.

"I don't think she's got a pretty mouth.  La la la la ugly, ugly, dirty mouth... like a sewer." -Kim

There were some funny quotes from this episode, but that being said, it was entirely too catty.  It seemed like we were watching Mean Girls instead of Housewives.  We miss the old housewives series... back when it was lighthearted, empowering and funny banter.  BRING IT BACK BRAVO!  What did you all think of the episode?

Real Housewives of Atlanta: Before They Were Stars

On Sunday, Bravo will be airing a Real Housewives of Atlanta special: Before They Were Stars.

"Take a trip down memory lane with your favorite Southern belles-- NeNe, Kandi, Kim and Cynthia.  Learn about the Housewives rocky road to the top as they divulge stories of their small town upbringing and teenage rebellions, as well as the successes and the heartbreaks that shaped who they are today.  See childhood photos and hear from family and friends close to the ladies before they were stars."

What It Will Be Like Seeing Russell Armstrong on RHOBH

We all saw previews for next week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and were shocked to see that Russell Armstrong will be making his first appearance on the show.  Wetpaint Entertainment met up with Kyle Richards, Adrienne Maloof, and Adrienne's husband Dr. Paul Nassif at the Camp Ronald McDonald for Good Times 19th Annual Halloween Carnival to get their take on the upcoming episode.

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"I think it will be uncomfortable, a little bit," Kyle said.  "But it was part of the story that was going on.  This was shot six months before any of that happened.  But it will probably be difficult [to watch."

"I think to see Russell in upcoming episodes will be a little tough.  Overall, the suicide has been so horrific on all of us," Adrienne agreed.  "But I think it puts a face behind what has happened." 

"He wasn't around for a lot of the show," fellow house-husband Paul Nassif says.  "And everytime you'll be with the man, he's always in a good mood and everything is great.  So I think it's good to have him on."

Taylor, Gretchen and Kandi Bond Over Tragedy

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People Magazine reports that Taylor Armstrong "seemed very happy to start moving on with her life and getting back to work," according to a source at a commercial shoot at Tru Hollywood nightclub.  Taylor, along with fellow Bravo stars Gretchen Rossi and Kandi Burruss, was shooting commercials for the Ciroc Vodka-sponsored New Year's Eve parties.
   The housewives share a special bond, having all experienced personal tragedies while filming for Housewives.  Kandi's fiance was killed during a fight in 2009 and Gretchen's fiance lost his battle with cancer in 2008.
   "Gretchen and Taylor laughed and exchanged Housewives stories during hair and makeup.  They acted like besties, teasing each other about their cast mates," a source said.  "Gretchen and Taylor both ran up to Kandi when she got to the set.  They all three were very happy they would be hosting the New Year's Eve party."
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Brandi Glanville on the Wendy Williams Show

Brandi Glanville dishes on how she found out her ex husband was cheating on her and calls Leann Rimes an "overbearing" stepmother.  We love how Brandi calls it like it is!

Housewives Sightings: Kyle Richards and Adrienne Maloof

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Kyle Richards and Adrienne Maloof celebrate Fall by going pumpkin picking with their families!

Bethenny Talks to Matt Lauer

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Real Housewives of Orange County Party 80s Style

While filming the 7th season of Real Housewives of Orange County, the ladies partied 80's style a the El Adobe restaurant in San Juan Capistrano.

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Marlo Hampton Denied Official Contract From Bravo

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   Although she has been seen filming with the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast and even had the chance to go to South Africa with the wives, Wetpaint reveals that Bravo denied Marlo Hampton an official cast member contract.  Apparently the producers were unaware of her violent past and she had misconstrued her relationship with NFL player Charles Grant.  Marlo claimed that they were engaged, but Charles refused the seriousness of their relationship.

Ashlee Holmes and Danielle Staub Are At It Again

Kim Zolciak Moves Into Her Dream Home

Kim's dream home includes an amazing pool, a basketball court,
movie theatre and, of course, a place to keep all of her wigs!  

Taylor Armstrong Feeling Better As Time Goes On

Hollywood Life caught up with  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong at the California Dreaming- A Fashion Celebration with a Cause in downtown Los Angeles on October 20th.  Grieving and recovering in the public eye is not easy, but Hollywood Life reports that, despite all of the hurdles, she's feeling better and more whole as time goes on.

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"I'm doing better everyday and so is my daughter, but it is a process," Taylor told Hollywood Life.  "I really feel like I have a mission to help other women.  I have now teamed up with Dr. Tracy at the WIN Foundation which helps empower battered women around the world.  They actually provide help for women online with a 20 day program that's aimed at helping battered women to build up their self esteem.  It's really tough for battered women to get their self esteem back and if they don't then they will repeat the pattern and get into another abusive relationship... There are so many women out there that need help and the pain and suffering doesn't end just because you get out of an abusive relationship.  Obviously it's vital to get out of any abusive relationship, but you need a support system and tools to empower yourself to make the right choices and to take care of yourself."

Housewives Sightings: Adrienne Maloof, Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile

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Bravo couples Adrienne Maloof, Paul Nassif, Melissa and Joe Gorga, and Kathy and Richard Wakile attended the About Face 2011 Benefit at Trump SoHo on October 20th in New York City to raise awareness about the issue of domestic violence.

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